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Got these photos from pinoypsp. Yes, they’re uber funny.

E kasi nga naman, may elepante e…

May point siya ha…

May kilala akong ganito… tsk tsk, ang pumiyok, obvious.

Napasama sa masamang barkada… tsk tsk…

Wheeee…. ouuuchhh….

Just a week before my birthday, Charlene was so eager to give me her gift. Of course, with her being giddy… I was so curious what she is giving me.  And the gift was… drum roll please!

a happy birthday message bean.

Char! thanks! if you could just imagine my anticipation. Akala ko di na mag gegerminate yung seed.  By this time it’s about a foot tall already.

Last night, while I was “half-asleep, half awake”, strange ideas keeps popping in my mind.  I know some of you can make a fortune out of this. In any case I wanna share them with you.  If patent issues arise, this will prove that I was the first one who thought of it… I deserve the royalty! hehe

_ Bank robbery all over the Philippines! Inventors out there, why not create a money bill that has a sensor where it can be detected with GPS tracking?  ~dream sequence~

ROBBER : “GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY, GADDAMIT!”
BANK TELLER : “Here you go… *sob sob* (the bank teller gives all the money including the one with the GPS sensor).

The police wouldn’t have a reason for the robbers not to be caught. I’m pretty sure that with the technology that we have nowadays, this is not impossible.  I hope to see this in the near future.

-Global warming… Is anybody out there selling “We plant a tree on your behalf”?  I know everyone of us wants to help the environment, plant trees, blah blah blah… So, let’s get started? No? Many of us wouldn’t even lift a finger to start digging. Pure commercialism, I know, but why not? for the environment… at least you’re spared from the guilt.  “Planted trees, 3 for 100″, any takers?

I knowww… pang bagets, pero pag pasensyahan na ang 30… go on girl ng go on girl sa utak ko e.

Go on Girl
Ne-yo

I cant get it back, but
I dont want it back, i
Realized that,
She dont know how to act
Never been a dumb dude
No im not dense
I Just had a slight lack
Of common sense
I was the good guy
She was the bad girl
Im thinking one girl
She thinking me, earl james and jimmy
Yep she had plenty
But love for me, she didnt have any

I was inviting, her into my heart
But she was out riding in some other man’s car
She was my night time, thought I was her star
Guess I was wrong, but see im strong
Wont take me long for me to move on

Please dont worry bout me im fine
(Please dont worry bout me im fine)
Only gonna play the fool one time
(Only gonna play the fool one time)
Trust me when I say
That i’ll be ok
Go on girl
Go on girl
Go on girl

I cant get it back, but
I dont want it back, i
Realized that,
She dont know how to act
Tried to settle down and look what I get
Thought it was my time, but I guess not yet
She at the bar getting drinks from many men
Im in the house, thinking shes with her girlfriends
Trust not knowing, truly not knowing
I look back now like, man, I was open

The mistake i made is clear
(we never shoulda been together)
Thats the reason youre not here
(I know that I can do much better)
Not a single salty tear
Not a feeling in my chest
Baby im feeling no stress
Im too fly to be depressed

Go on Girl
Go on Girl
Go on Girl
Go on Girl

Ito ang isa sa pinakapaborito kong “bad habit”, sige, hulaan nyo…

NINGAS KUGON

Umaapoy nga… pero slight lang *wink wink*

~ito pong hawak ko ay isang painting na ilang taon ko ng di matapos tapos. Ewan ko lang bukas?

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