Just can’t get enough.

Hmmm… hard to miss.

o diba? Bida and sarap!

Tsk tsk… You can’t beat the feeling…

Sa dragon katol… lamok ay teypok… ay gagamba pala.

You’re dead!

Lasang kendi?

Nasan si stephen?

the saga continues…

Huli ka!

Madaming ganitong pulis sa maynila, dapat magkabit na rin ng ganyang billboard dito.

Akala ko si Randy Santiago lang ang pwede… hmm…

Got these photos from pinoypsp. Yes, they’re uber funny.

E kasi nga naman, may elepante e…

May point siya ha…

May kilala akong ganito… tsk tsk, ang pumiyok, obvious.

Napasama sa masamang barkada… tsk tsk…

Wheeee…. ouuuchhh….

Last night, while I was “half-asleep, half awake”, strange ideas keeps popping in my mind.  I know some of you can make a fortune out of this. In any case I wanna share them with you.  If patent issues arise, this will prove that I was the first one who thought of it… I deserve the royalty! hehe

_ Bank robbery all over the Philippines! Inventors out there, why not create a money bill that has a sensor where it can be detected with GPS tracking?  ~dream sequence~

ROBBER : “GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY, GADDAMIT!”
BANK TELLER : “Here you go… *sob sob* (the bank teller gives all the money including the one with the GPS sensor).

The police wouldn’t have a reason for the robbers not to be caught. I’m pretty sure that with the technology that we have nowadays, this is not impossible.  I hope to see this in the near future.

-Global warming… Is anybody out there selling “We plant a tree on your behalf”?  I know everyone of us wants to help the environment, plant trees, blah blah blah… So, let’s get started? No? Many of us wouldn’t even lift a finger to start digging. Pure commercialism, I know, but why not? for the environment… at least you’re spared from the guilt.  “Planted trees, 3 for 100″, any takers?

friend: what are the possible solutions to the growing rice crisis in the philippines?
Jeprocks: cannibalism
Jeprocks: Laugh
friend: seriously.
Jeprocks: alternative crops